little bride dresses

? It's ur boy Clemento comedy ?
1..Give a girl an iPhone 11, and her parents won't ask her where she got it from. But just give her ordinary pregnancy and her mother, father, uncles, aunties, her whole generation and even her ancestors too will come looking for you! ? ? ? ?
2..Last night, I prayed hard and asked God to remove all the fake things in my life... Boom! The next morning, I can’t find my Gucci bags! and my gucci cap ? ? ? ?

3..I almost fall into gutter today in the market I

saw a little baby sucking his mother's breast

with meat pie ? ? ? ?

4..Have you ever checked your fb friends and you will be like, when did I accept this one. ? ? ? ?

5.. How will I use my money to buy phone and it will be correcting my spellings....what an insult!!! Mtcheww
? ? ?
6..There is no difference between BRA and BAR....Once the two are opened, men go crazy ? ? ? ?

7..The love I have for my bae ehn.... Infact I will wash my hands before liking her pics.... ? ? ?

8..CUTE LADY WITH STOMACH PAIN:

Doctor: What did you eat last night, young girl?

Cute Lady: Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and Wine.

Doctor: Please this is not Facebook. Just be frank and tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.

Cute Lady: Gari and Beans with borehole water. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

9..Forget electric shock bro*

*Nothing shocks more than*

*Touching Your pocket and*

*Not feeling Your phone. ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

10.. Don't be ashame if you fart while urinating. There's no rain without thunder. ? ? ? ?

11.. I never knew this quarantine period could be this difficult until this morning my neighbour brought his cat and ask me to buy it, I told him I don't have rats in my house, then he said "just buy the cat I will bring you rats later in the evening" little bride dresses ? ?

12..If new born babies knew the number of men that suck the same breast before them,

chaii..they will prefer drinking "zoboo ? ? ?

13.._No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a

girl's number in public...

He will just be sounding low

like a new generator. ? ? ? ? 14.

._The major problem with igbo people is 'Crayfish'...They

put it in everything.

If u look away, they will put

Crayfish in your tea.

*No Be So?!* ? ? ?

15..Why do guys ever cheat??...

How do they feel??...

For me, I can never cheat on my 7 girlfriends...N

EVER!! ? ? ? ? ? ?

16..Aunty, not everytime you snap photo showing ur ass or ur breast...

Sometimes dress cool and take pictures...

Don't stress your family to find your obituary picture once

you are gone.

Don't touch me, am nt feeling fine* ? ? ? ? ?

17..Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling

sleepy in church and pastor said bow down

ur head lets pray. ? ? ? ?

18.. Igbo mothers be like

chinwe chinwe ooo.....!!

Lower that music i want to taste this soup. ? ? ? ?

19. They said no public gathering but sum idiots wil post nd stil tag me wit 80 others, wait oo, wunna wan infect pesin ? ? ? ? ?

20. Village ppl r very Wicked, dey can mak u wear Glo T-shirt to an MTN interview ? ? ? ? ?

21. Galz wit dimples wil b acting lik dey can urinate soft drink. ? ? ?

22. Wenever is my turn to Cook, dey buy Bread...I dnt knw why? ? ? ?

23. I thought i hav heard it all not until my galfrd said to me "Baby u haven't bought me my Corona gift" ? ? ? ? ?

24. Catching flowers at weddings doesn't mak u de next bride, my frd caught up to 45flowers. Now she has a garden ? ? ? ?

25. A Chinese gal in my inbox

Her: helo Mr Contagious

Me:

My health is very important to me ooo ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

26. I just pass my Landlord witout him Recognizing me.

Dis Face masks is really working ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

27. De way ATM throws out card after withdrawing 1k is so disrespectful... I had to pick mine across de main road yesterday ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

28. Dear thunder tak care of dose ppl dat r planning to scroll down witout liking or commenting on my post oo. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Which one is the funniest?